The Memory Masher 3000: Eraser Instructions

Step 1: Locate the Memory

Find the pesky memory in the vicinity of the cerebral cortex. It's probably hiding under a layer of neurons.

Make sure to bring a spare set of cerebral hemispheres, just in case.

Step 2: Remove the Memory

1. Hold the Memory firmly between your thumb and index finger.
2. Twirl the Memory in a counterclockwise motion while whispering the ancient incantation of the Memory Masher 3000.
3. Tap the Memory with the heel of your free hand.

Step 3: Dispose of the Shattered Remains

Place the Memory in the Memory Disposal Unit. Ensure the unit is set to "DELETE" and not "REMEMBER".

Engage the Memory Disposal Unit. Watch as the Memory dissolves into a puddle of forgetfulness.

Congratulations! You have successfully erased the Memory with the Memory Masher 3000!

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