About The Elevator: Not Enough Seating

We're Sorry, It's Not Our Problem

We've been informed that the seating in our elevator is not up to par. We're talking 2 people squished in a space meant for 4. That's not even a crowd. We've tried to address this issue, but our solution involved just moving the "Caution: Wet Floor" sign to the floor of the elevator. We're working on it. Or, you know, not really.

Would you like to suffer through the indignity of standing or would you rather sue us?

Suffer through Sue Us