Q: I've been trying to get my fish to pay me back for all the food I've been feeding it for years, and now I've caught it! What do I say?

A: "You're going down, Finny McFishface! You've been swimming around in my tank, eating my flakes, and not paying your rent! You're going to have to shell out some serious clams now!"

How to Build an Underwater Treadmill to get that fish moving on its own for a while longer... just kidding, you'll never catch it that way.

What to Charge Them in Taxes when they're finally paying their debt to you. It's all about the interest, baby!

How to Make a Fish Tattoo You when you finally get your revenge. Just don't say I didn't warn you about the scales.

Disclaimer: Finny McFishface not responsible for any financial damage caused by its reckless flailing or uncooperative payment schedule. Consult a financial advisor, a fish whisperer, or a good lawyer for advice on dealing with fish in financial distress.

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