FAQs for the Uninitiated (or the Drowned)

Q: What is the Bloop?

It's a thing. A giant, floating thing. A manifestation of the deep.

Q: Why do the Bloopers exist?

Because someone had to.

Q: Can the Bloopers be seen with the naked eye?

No. They're invisible to the uninitiated. You need special goggles.

Q: What's the deal with the Bloopers' obsession with the color pink?

It's a thing of the ocean. Don't question it.

Learn more about the Pink Enigma

Q: Can I trust the Bloopers?

Only if you're a seasoned sailor with a good insurance policy.

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