Welcome to the most epic fail of the ocean floor! Where the deep-sea dwellers have it all wrong.
It's because our ocean floor is made of the finest fail-proof materials. Like, uh, Deep-Sea Prophets predicted it would be so.
(Note: Disasters are not guaranteed, but highly likely. Prolonged exposure to ocean floor may cause dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.)