Zorg
Seer of the Inconsequential
Specializing in: Purviews of the Mundane
Notable Predictions:
- It will be a nice day tomorrow.
- The toaster will jam.
- The cat will be grumpy.
Prophetic Credentials:
- 20 years of experience predicting the obvious.
- 10 years of experience predicting it will be a nice day tomorrow.
- 5 years of experience predicting the toaster will jam.