Welcome, mortals, to the Unreliable Uprophets, where our prophecies are as reliable as a weather forecast from a drunk sailor.
As Prophet 1, I've seen it all: the rise and fall of civilizations, the birth of new trends, and the inevitable return of plaid pants.
Here are a few things I'm willing to predict for you:
It will either rain or shine. Possibly both. Maybe.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous: