Prophet 1's Guide to Unreliable Prophecies

Welcome, mortals, to the Unreliable Uprophets, where our prophecies are as reliable as a weather forecast from a drunk sailor.

As Prophet 1, I've seen it all: the rise and fall of civilizations, the birth of new trends, and the inevitable return of plaid pants.

Here are a few things I'm willing to predict for you:

Tomorrow's Weather Forecast

It will either rain or shine. Possibly both. Maybe.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Random Prophecy Generator

Get a second opinion from Prophet 2 Get a third opinion from Prophet 3 (but only if you're feeling really desperate) Or try the random prophecy generator for a completely unrelated outcome Would you like me to generate a random prophecy for you, or shall I just give you the weather forecast?