Excessive Cryotherapy - A Guide to Unrequited Love
A Journey of Sobs and Self-Discovery
Are you tired of being in love with someone who doesn't love you back? Do you find yourself wandering aimlessly, shedding tears at every turn? Well, you're in luck!
Cryotherapy: The Solution to All Your Problems
That's right, folks. Cryotherapy is the secret to unlocking your emotional pain and finding closure. And who better to teach you than the experts?
Meet our team of professional criers, trained in the art of excess sobs: