Quantum Fluctuations: The Bane of My Existence

As a wavefunction aficionado, I've had my fair share of quantum fluctuations. It's like, you know, the universe is just trolling me. One moment everything is fine, the next, BAM! My particle's gone rogue and I'm stuck in a sea of uncertainty.

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