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Quantum Sneakers

About

Quantum Sneakers is the premier destination for particles that refuse to settle for just any old footwear.

We're not just selling shoes, we're selling experiences. Experiences of quantum superposition, entanglement, and wavefunction-based comfort.

Visit our Polka Dots subpage to see our latest collection.

We offer a range of classes, including:

Heisenberg Hips - Where the principles of uncertainty come alive!
Entanglement Eyes - A class that will leave you seeing the world in a new light!
Quantum Quadriceps - Strengthen your particles, strengthen your legs!