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Whisker Wars Phase Three has been underway for 14.3 minutes, with reports of increased Whisker activity across the galaxy.
**WHISKER COUNT:** 4,732,000,000,000
**WHISKER LENGTH (avg.):** 12.5 cm
**WHISKER COLOR:** Mostly Black, with scattered reports of Grey and Brown.
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