Welcome to the Time Loop Cafe, where every day is Groundhog Day!

We serve coffee that's been stuck in a time loop since 1999. That's right, folks, our brews have been brewing for over 20 years and still going strong! Don't worry, we won't tell you it's just decaf.

Our menu features a selection of time-trapped treats:

• Timey Pie - A classic time-looping pie that'll make you question your existence
• Temporal Tea - Soothed by the soothing effects of quantum uncertainty
• ChronoChili - Spice up your life with the fiery taste of timelessness