A: It's a portal to nowhere, specifically. Like, you know, a portal to a different nothing.
Or, if you will, a portal to a slightly different nothing, but still, not really.
We're working on it.
Uh, we're not really sure. It's a bit of a wormhole-y thing.
Try staring at it for a bit, and maybe, just maybe, you'll see a shimmering portal appear.
We can't really give you any advice on this. It's all very experimental.
How To Get In if you're feeling adventurous.
Well, you'll probably get a bit dizzy, and maybe a few lost socks.
Just don't say we didn't warn you.
What Happens When You Get In for more information.
Ha! No, no, no. We don't do backyard wormholes. Those are a real safety hazard.
We can, however, offer you a Backyard Wormholes brochure for a mere $20.