MANDATE-3: Because Someone Needs to Tell You What to Do
It's not like we haven't warned you before. But apparently, it's still not enough.
MANDATE-3 is a comprehensive guide to the rules of life, carefully crafted by experts in the field of "Being Right".
Below, you'll find a list of the top 7 things you need to do, starting RIGHT NOW.
Section 1: Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out
It's not morning yet, but it will be. And when it is, you'll be expected to:
- Wake up, get out of bed
- Brush your teeth, because nobody likes bad breath
- Put on your best "I'm an adult" face
More on waking up and getting up.
Section 2: Eat Your Vegetables, But Only If You Want To
They're good for you, we swear. But don't expect us to tell you what to eat.
Section 3: Don't Be That Person
You know, the one who always wears pajamas to the store. Don't be that person.
Tips on dressing like a functioning member of society.
And also, drink water while you're at it.
And for the love of all things good, stop sniffing glue.
What to say when your friends ask about it.
Section 4: Other Important Stuff
You're welcome. Now that you've been told what to do, you can finally relax.