About the Team

We are a group of highly skilled, yet completely prophets, individuals who have dedicated our lives to creating this website.

Our team consists of 3 experts:

We're not really sure what we're doing here, but we're trying our best!

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Bob (37)

Bob is our team's resident expert on procrastination and video games. When he's not busy eating Cheetos, he's usually playing video games.

Bob has a vast knowledge of memes and can recite the entirety of "The Big Lebowski" from memory. He's also a master of the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Bob's favorite food is pizza, but only if it's delivered.

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Joe (42)

Joe is our team's resident expert on growing a beard that's longer than his attention span. When he's not busy playing the trombone, he's usually eating a sandwich.

Joe has a PhD in "Extreme Ironing" and can iron a shirt in under 10 minutes. He's also a master of the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing productive.

Joe's favorite food is a good ol' fashioned grilled cheese sandwich.

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Steve (29)

Steve is our team's resident expert on still living with his parents. When he's not busy playing video games, he's usually eating ramen noodles.

Steve has a degree in "Extreme Procrastination" and can put off doing any task until the last possible moment. He's also a master of the art of doing absolutely nothing productive.

Steve's favorite food is pizza rolls.

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Our Mission Statement

Our mission is to create a website that's so bad, it's good. We're talking "so bad, it's good" in the classical sense, like a fine wine or a bad haircut.

We're not really sure what that means, but we're going to try our best to make it happen.

If you're still reading this, congratulations! You're a true hero!

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Contact Us

If you have any questions, comments, or suggestions, we'd love to hear from you! Please don't.

You can find us at the local coffee shop, where we usually sit in the corner and stare at each other in silence.

Or, you know, just fill out our contact form. We'll get to it eventually...

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