THE GREAT BACON HUNT OF 2021

Objective: Find the last strip of 100% pure Canadian bacon in the land.

Current Status: Join the Hunters' Guild and get updates on the latest bacon sightings.

Primary Objectives:

Locate the elusive Golden Rasher
Rescue the Last Strip of Maple Bacon from the clutches of the evil Dr. Egg
Discover the secret recipe for Bacon-Infused Happiness

Caution: Prolonged exposure to bacon has been known to cause Bacon Withdrawal Syndrome in some individuals.

Join us on our quest for the perfect strip!

(Note: The subpage /about/2021/06/bacon-hunters-guild would display a list of guild members, and /about/2021/06/bacon-withdrawal-syndrome would be a satirical take on the effects of too much bacon)