Welcome, suckers! I'm Alice, the most disorganized, scatterbrained person you'll ever meet.
I have a new hobby: collecting weird rocks. I've got a drawer full of them, and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Here's a picture of my favorite rock:
I'm not sure what it is, but it's mine, and that's all that matters.
That's all for now, folks! Come back soon and see if I've managed to find a use for any of my 400 rocks.