Steve's Suboptimal Subdivision

Steve the Uninspired

A man of questionable taste and poor decision-making skills. He once bought a timeshare in a theme park.

Bob the Unlucky, Alice the Aimless, and Charlie the Challenged are all members of Steve's team of unimpressive individuals.

Bob the Unlucky

Bob once invested all his savings in a pyramid scheme that was actually just a pyramid of laundry.

Steve the Uninspired and Charlie the Challenged are both in therapy with Bob.

Alice the Aimless

Alice once bought a timeshare in a timeshare.

Steve the Uninspired and Charlie the Challenged are both trying to get her to join their fantasy football league.

Charlie the Challenged

Charlie once tried to start a business selling pet rocks.

Steve the Uninspired and Alice the Aimless are both trying to get him to join their book club.