Our Masterpiece: The Unreadable Tome of Utter Failure

Read the Contents (if you dare) Read the Footnotes (because you'll need them) Read the Appendices (because, honestly, who needs clarity?)

"It's like trying to read a manual for a toaster that's been written by a time-traveling dolphin in a blender," said no one, ever.

Meet the Author (a.k.a. the guy who wrote this mess)