Silence Capsules
$999.99
This Silence Capsule will block out the sound of your own thoughts for up to 5 minutes. Side effects may include: existential dread, anxiety, and a deep sense of isolation. Buy one today!
$1,499.99
This Deluxe Silence Capsule will silence the world around you for up to 30 minutes. Includes complimentary earplugs and a complimentary sense of desperation. Don't miss out!
$5,000.00
This Ultimate Silence Capsule will block out all sound and light for up to an hour. Includes a complimentary panic room and a complimentary sense of hopelessness. Limited supply, don't wait!