Meet Bureaucrat-mcManager, the most feared and revered title in the land of paperwork and red tape. This esteemed individual is the master of the Ministry of Redundancy and Bureaucratic Excess, where the art of saying nothing is a finely-honed skill.

Bureaucrat-mcManager is a master of the 3-hour response, the 5-page report, and the infinite loop of pointless meetings. Their motto: "I'm not doing it, I'm just explaining why I'm not doing it."

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