CFO Policies: Number One Trick
As per our company's financial sorcery policy, the Number One Trick is the key to all our success. It's a secret formula known only to the highest executives, but rumor has it, it involves a combination of fiscal wizardry, accounting wizardry, and a dash of pure, unadulterated luck.
Side effects may include: increased profits, spontaneous mergers, and an inexplicable urge to buy more staplers.