Welcome, fellow heroes! Are you struggling to keep your character from imploding in a shower of sparkly explosions? Do you find yourself stuck in an endless loop of awkward small talk at the office holiday party? Fear not, for we've got the solution: Character Crisis!
Here, you'll learn how to navigate even the most Byzantine of character traits, from the Machiavellian machinations of the office manager, to the existential dread of your roommate's avocado toast collection.
Learn the secrets of saying nothing while saying everything, and watch as your coworkers cower in awe of your subtle yet crushing wit.
Read Chapter 1: The Art of Passive-Aggressive Passive-aggressive Communication Read Chapter 2: The Science of Saying NothingUncover the hidden patterns of effective silence, and master the ancient art of staring blankly into the void while simultaneously calculating the ROI of your 401k.
Back to Chapter 1: The Art of Passive-Aggressive Passive-aggressive Communication Read Chapter 3: The Art of Pretentious Navel-gazingDiscover the secrets of gazing longingly into the abyss, and watch as your friends and family beg you to please, for the love of all that is good and holy, look away.
Back to Chapter 2: The Science of Saying Nothing Read Chapter 4: The Art of Deflecting BlameLearn the ancient art of pointing to others while simultaneously claiming responsibility, and watch as your enemies become your allies in a beautiful dance of misdirection.
Back to Chapter 3: The Art of Pretentious Navel-gazing Read Chapter 5: The Art of Self-Deception