The Great CIO's Guide to Not Losing Your Keys

Chapter 1: The Basics

Don't be like Steve, who lost his keys 17 times in one month alone.

Use a keychain with a bright pink tag so it doesn't get lost in the couch cushions.
Label your keys with a Sharpie so they don't get mixed up with the "I'm with Stupid" sign from the break room.
Don't leave them on the kitchen counter, you'll just get confused with the 17 identical takeout menus.

You've mastered the basics, now it's time for the fancy stuff.

Use a Tile Mate, it's like a keychain, but with Bluetooth.
Program your keychain to play "Who Let the Dogs Out" whenever you open the door, it's a real mood-booster.
Never, EVER, leave your keys in the same spot where Steve did. That's just not allowed.

This page last updated: 2022-02-27