About Us
We're a team of highly trained professionals with an unhealthy obsession with mediocrity.
Our mission is to create innovative products that fail spectacularly, because who needs success, right?
We're proud to be the company with the most complaints, the most refunds, and the most 'what were they thinking?' moments.
Our CEO is a master of doing the bare minimum, and our CFO is a wizard of over-spending.
Learn more about our team and see our product line for yourself.
Or, you know, just leave. We won't mind.