Welcome to the Institute of Physics BSBS
Where we study the absurdities of the universe
The Institute of Physics BSBS is a place where the laws of physics are bent, stretched, and distorted for the sake of entertainment and mild amusement.
Our research team has dedicated itself to studying the most obscure and ridiculous phenomena known to science, from the Quantum Flapdoodle to the Chaos Theory Cake.
We also host regular seminars on topics such as Quantum Entanglement Socks, and our cafeteria serves a wide range of Black Hole Biscotti.
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Quantum Flapdoodle
A study on the unquantifiable
The Quantum Flapdoodle is a phenomenon where particles exhibit behavior that defies the laws of classical physics.
Our research team has been studying this phenomenon for years and has made some groundbreaking discoveries, including the fact that it's actually just a bunch of fluffy kittens playing the trombone.
Learn more about the Quantum Flapdoodle Theory
Chaos Theory Cake
A study in the unpredictability of baked goods
The Chaos Theory Cake is a pastry that defies the laws of thermodynamics and culinary science.
Our researchers have been studying the Cake's tendency to change flavor and texture at random, making it impossible to predict.
Try our experimental recipe for the Chaos Theory Cake
Quantum Entanglement Socks
A study on the entangled sock
Quantum Entanglement Socks are a pair of socks that have been entangled in such a way that when one sock is worn, the other sock is instantly affected.
Our research team has been studying this phenomenon and has found that it's actually just a pair of socks with a weird string tied between them.
Learn more about our experiments with Quantum Entanglement Socks
Black Hole Biscotti
A study on the biscotti that warps space-time
The Black Hole Biscotti is a biscotti that has been found to have a gravitational pull so strong that it warps space-time around it.
Our researchers have been studying the Biscotti's tendency to attract nearby particles, including coffee beans and creamer.
Try our recipe for the Black Hole Biscotti