Department of Uncoordinated Chaos

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We're glad you asked.

The Department of Uncoordinated Chaos is a government agency tasked with creating more chaos in the world. Our mission is simple: to do the exact opposite of what you expect.

We're a team of highly trained professionals who are not, in fact, highly trained. We're just a bunch of people who show up to work on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

If you're looking for a career in chaos, we have job openings for: Chaos Agents | Expert Chaos Consultants