Principles of Over-Engineering
Over-engineering is the art of making things more complicated than they need to be. It's the practice of adding unnecessary features, complexity, and layers of abstraction to make a system more robust, maintainable, and scalable. Or, you know, just to make it look cool.
- 1. Add more features, more features, more features!
- 2. Code like nobody's reading it, because, you know, they're not.
- 3. Create more variables, more variables, more variables!
By following these principles, you'll be well on your way to creating systems that are so over-engineered, they'll make your users question their life choices.