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What are Epiphanies?

Epiphanies are moments of profound clarity that come to you in the most mundane of places. They are the whispered secrets of the universe, shared only with those who listen closely.

What is the purpose of Epiphanies?

The purpose of Epiphanies is to guide you towards enlightenment, one unexpected revelation at a time. They are the gentle prods that nudge you towards the truth, even when you'd rather be watching cat videos.

How do I know if I'm experiencing an Epiphany?

You will know it when you know it. It will feel like a warm, fuzzy feeling in your chest, followed by an unshakeable sense of certainty that you are, in fact, correct.

Can I share my Epiphanies with others?

We discourage it. Sharing Epiphanies is like trying to bottle up a sunrise. It's just not worth the effort. Instead, bask in the glow of your own Epiphanies and let the world around you benefit from your newfound understanding.

What if I have no Epiphanies? Should I be worried?

No. It's not uncommon. Just be patient. Epiphanies have a way of finding you when you need them most. Or, if not, there are always the cat videos.

How do I find more Epiphanies?

Try reading more, thinking more, and experiencing more. Or, you know, just walk into a wall and see what happens.

Can I submit my own Epiphanies for consideration?

We are not currently accepting submissions. But if we were, we'd want to see something profound. Like, have you ever thought about the meaning of life? No? Just kidding. We'd probably just end up rejecting it anyway.

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