Welcome to Dinner Service: Where the Food is Always Better than Your Aunt

Join us for a night of fine dining and questionable life choices.

Our chefs have prepared a delectable menu of:

• Overcooked Fries (guaranteed to be slightly burnt)
• Cannibal-Safe Meatloaf
• A Selection of Moldy Leftovers
• Our Famous "Not-Quite-As-Healthy-As-I-Said" Salad

Don't forget to bring your appetite, your sense of humor, and a strong stomach!