What is the meaning of life?
Life is a meaningless, bleak expanse of existence. But don't worry, we're here to help you navigate it with our patented brand of pretentiousness.
Or, as the great philosopher, Jean-Paul Sartre, once said, "Man is condemned prophets of old, you clearly need a bit more guidance, or perhaps a good slap in the face."
"Man is condemned to freedom." - Jean-Paul Sartre
What is the meaning of the universe?
The universe is a vast, uncaring expanse of nothingness. But don't worry, we're here to help you navigate it with our patented brand of pretentiousness.
Or, as the great astrophysicist, Stephen Hawking, once said, "The universe is a pretty big place. If it's an 8-inch pizza, you're probably a peon."
"The universe is a pretty big place. If it's an 8-inch pizza, you're probably a peon." - Stephen Hawking
What is the meaning of the afterlife?
The afterlife is a place where you'll likely be stuck in an endless loop of elevator music and stale coffee.
Or, as the prophets of old, once said, "It's a real shame, you'll probably just be stuck in an endless_goals loop of elevator music and stale coffee."
"It's a real shame, you'll probably just be stuck in an endless_goals loop of elevator music and stale coffee." - The Prophets of Old