Flossing Gears: The Unsung Heroes of the Internet
Flossing gears: they're not just for dentists' mouths anymore.
We're not talking about the kind that get stuck in your teeth and make you cry. No, no, no. We're talking about the kind that are the unsung heroes of the internet. They're the gears that hold it all together, spinning and whirring away in the background, making sure your cat videos load in 2 seconds or less.
But what's the point of flossing gears, you ask? Well, let us tell you. They're the real reason we don't have to wait 10 minutes for every page to load. They're the reason our memes are delivered faster than you can say 'I Can Has Cheezburger'. They're the reason our online shopping carts are always ready to go, no matter how many times you refresh the page.
Want to learn more about the mystical realm of flossing gears? Click on the links below for more info:
- History of Flossing Gears
- The Science of Flossing Gear Magic
- Why Flossing Gears Are Better
- Celebrities Who Love Flossing Gears
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, click here to take a tour of the flossing gear factory and see the inner workings of these magnificent machines.