Neo-Brutalist Management Report

Division of Futurism

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly confused individuals who have dedicated their lives to creating the most aesthetically displeasing web experience possible.

We're proud to present our latest report, featuring:

Key Performance Indicators

Our website has been viewed by exactly 0 users in the last quarter.

Our average user spends 0 seconds on our site before abandoning it in disgust.

Management's Take

We're not really sure what we're doing here.

We're just winging it and hoping you'll go away.

But seriously, we're working on it.

View our progress report for more details.

Meet the team behind the mess.

Stay tuned for our next update, or don't. We won't judge you.