The Unenviable Life of Subordinates

Welcome to the world of subordinates, where the coffee is always cold and the meetings never end. As a subordinate, your job is to do what your manager tells you to do, even if it makes no sense.

• 1. Endless Email Chain: Respond to your manager's emails, even if they make no sense.
• 2. Meetings, Meetings, Meetings: Attend meetings that could have been an email.
• 3. Reporting for Duty: Submit your daily reports on time, even if you have nothing to say.
• 4. Cover Your Backside: Blame everything on your coworkers, even if you did it.

It's not all bad, though. At least you get to wear a nice tie to work.