Quantum Therapist

Specializing in:

• Quantum entanglement-based anxiety management
• Heisenberg uncertainty principle-based decision support
• Copenhagen interpretation-based relationship counseling
• Schrödinger's cat-based existential crisis management

Meet our Lead Developer

Dr. Jane Quantum

With over 10 years of experience in quantum mechanics and 5 years of experience as a therapist, Dr. Jane is the perfect mix of science and art.

Her office hours are filled with:

• Unpredictable particle decay
• Uncontrollable wave function collapse
• Randomized quantum fluctuations

Therapist in Residence

Aaron Schrödinger

Aaron specializes in making you question reality itself.

Learn more about our supercollider therapy options

Quantum Couching

Our patented quantum couching technique uses the principles of quantum mechanics to rearrange your brain.

Watch our Schrödinger's Reality Show on YouTube