Section 1: The Coming of the Avocado Toast
As foreseen by our esteemed prophet, Balthazar McSnazz, this year will be a time of great change. Expect an uptick in artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO avocado toast prices, causing widespread panic and social unrest.
Read on to learn more about the Avocado Toast Uprising.