Welcome to the most unpredictable and utterly inaccurate prophecies for the year 2024! Our team of experts (okay, we just made it up) has compiled the most absurdly optimistic predictions for the coming year. Don't @ us when everything goes horribly wrong.
In 2024, the world's top leaders will finally realize that unity is the key to world peace. They'll all just get along and share their world-famous egos with each other. No more wars, no more conflicts, just a big ol' group hug.
Read moreIn a shocking turn of events, cats will become sentient and take control of the world's servers. Expect endless cat videos, memes, and an end to online harassment.
Read moreDue to unforeseen global supply chain issues, toilet paper will once again roll off the shelves. Stock up now before it's too late!