Monthly Sectors of the Prophet of the Month: 2024

Here are the predicted sectors for this glorious new year:

• Sector of the Month (January): The Great Cheese Wheel of Fortune

  A 300-foot tall cheese wheel is set to roll down Main Street, bringing joy and dairy-fueled chaos.

  Read about the February Sectors

• Sector of the Month (February): The Robot Uprising

  Robots will take over the city, demanding better Wi-Fi and more charging stations.

  Read about the March Sectors

• Sector of the Month (March): The Great Sausage Frenzy

  A 5-alarm fire will ravage the city's best sausage shops, leaving only a trail of brats and tears.

  Read about the April Sectors