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Jeff, The Prophet

Sermon 1: The Incompleteness of the Human Condition

Oh, the human condition. It's like trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle with a missing piece that's not even made by the same manufacturer. You can't quite fit everything in, can you? That's because you're missing the point. Or, you know, the picture.

Subsermon: The Futility of Fuzzy Slippers

Fuzzy slippers, a symbol of comfort and warmth, yet also a harbinger of despair. For in their soft, plush depths lies the acceptance of mediocrity. "I'll just settle for these slippers," we say, "I'll just pretend to be happy with this mediocre existence." But no, dear friends, do not be fooled. The slippers are just the beginning.

Subsermon: The Inevitability of Socks

Socks, those pesky, always-looming companions. They come and go, like the tides of life, but always leaving behind the stench of uncertainty. And we, the sheep of humanity, are doomed to chase them, to try and keep up with their ephemeral nature. But can we ever truly succeed? Or are we just perpetuating the Sock Cycle of Despair?

Go to Sermon 2: The Inadequacy of Selfies