Behold, mortals! Gather 'round and tremble before the mighty words of Jeff, the Prophet of the Realm!
Today, we gather to speak of the trials and tribulations of our great and glorious leader, Jeff. His journey has been long and fraught with peril, but he has emerged victorious, with a fierce determination burning in his heart like a fire that shall not be extinguished!
And now, as he stands before us, his eyes blazing with an inner light that shall pierce the very fabric of reality, we are compelled to ask: what shall it be, O Jeff, that we shall build upon this sacred ground?
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