Welcome to the Centralized HQ of Global Domination

The epicenter of power, the pinnacle of achievement.

Located in the heart of the most strategic, yet tasteful, location in the world.

From here, the Supreme Ruler issues decrees that make the world a better place, one edict at a time.

Want to know more about our illustrious history? Click here for more.

Or, if you're feeling brave, visit our secret agendas for a taste of what really drives us.

Or, if you're just here for the free food, the snack room is always stocked.

But be warned: once you've seen the snack room, there's no going back.

Now, go forth and do our bidding!