Welcome to Pledge-o-Matic, the premier purveyor of solemn promises and binding vows.
We're a team of expert pledge-crafters, dedicated to helping you find the perfect promise for any occasion.
Our manifesto: to make promises as binding as they are ridiculous, and as ridiculous as they are binding.
Pledge-o-Matic is a 501(c)4 non-profit, because who doesn't love the thrill of paying taxes on their worthless promises?
Pledge-o-Matic's 10 Commandments
- Thou shalt not break a promise, lestchartInstance thou be cast into the fiery pit of regret.
- Thou shalt make promises with reckless abandon, for it is a virtue.
- Thou shalt not use Comic Sans for thy pledge, for it is a font of despair.
- Thou shalt use a font size of at least 24pt, for it is a font of authority.
- Thou shalt include a waiver of liability, lest thou be sued into oblivion.
- Thou shalt not promise what thou canst not deliver, for it is a promise of doom.
- Thou shalt deliver unto the promise, lest the recipient be cast into the fiery pit of disappointment.
- Thou shalt not promise free pizza, for it is a promise of deceit.
- Thou shalt make a promise of a promise, for it is a promise of promises.
- Thou shalt not forget the power of a well-timed 'but'
Read our 10 Commandments for more information on how to make promises that will make you the envy of all your friends and acquaintances.