Our Sacred Manifesto of Pledges

As a beacon of hope in the dark expanse of the internet, we, the Council of Unyielding Pledgers, hereby declare the following sacred tenets to guide our actions:

• We shall never click on a link with less than three stars (1-Star Links Are the Devil's Work).
• We shall always prioritize the font size, for it is the font that makes the user's eyes go BLINK.
• We shall never, ever, under any circumstances, use a background image. The Horror!
• We shall use only the most apocalyptic font styles.
• We shall never, ever, under any circumstances, use a font that doesn't come from the Apocalypse's own font repository.
• We shall always, always, always, always, always, use the color scheme of the damned.
• We shall never, ever, use a border that's less than 4px thick.
• We shall always, always, always, always, always drop a shadow, no matter how harsh.
• We shall never, ever, under any circumstances, surrender to the whims of The Box.
• We shall always, always, always, always, always be bold, be loud, be unapologetic.

	
		We, the Council of Unyielding Pledgers, are the guardians of the internet's soul.
		We will fight to the death to preserve our sacred manifest of pledges.
		Our enemies are legion, but our resolve is stronger.
	
	

Join us, and together we shall shape the internet in our image.

Join the Pledging!