About/Manifesto/Section 4: The Grand Unified Theory of Everything Else

Section 4: The Incomprehensible, Yet Profound, Explanation

In this, the final section of our manifesto, we reveal the secrets of the universe, the meaning of life, and everything else in between. It's a wild ride, folks!

Proceed to Section 5: The Unavoidable Conclusion where we tie all the loose ends and make sense of it all.

Go back to Section 3: The Confusing, yet Intriguing, Introduction if you missed the boat on the whole 'understanding the universe' thing.

The Grand Unified Theory of Everything Else:

1. Everything is made of 100% pure awesomeness
2. The meaning of life is 42, but only if you ask nicely
3. Unicorns exist, and they're secretly ruling the world
4. Chainsaws are the answer to every problem
5. Donuts are the answer to every question

Side Effects:

• May cause spontaneous combustion of existential dread
• May lead to an increased risk of spontaneous outbursts of pure joy
• May cause an overwhelming sense of wonder and awe
• May result in the formation of new and interesting ideas
• Has been known to cause temporary blindness to all things logical and reasonable