We're not just a web server, we're the future of the internet. We're not just a team, we're a movement. And we're not just a manifesto, we're a declaration.
To make the internet less boring, one 404 at a time. To challenge the status quo, one poorly-designed website at a time. To bring you, our loyal reader, the most avant-garde, the most revolutionary, the most unapologetically-badly-designed website in the world.
We're not just about aesthetics; we're about ideas. We're not just about code; we're about the future. And we're not just about our own greatness; we're about your own greatness, too.
1. We believe in the importance of a good, solid, 4pt border.
2. We believe in the power of the unapologetic font.
3. We believe in the beauty of the harsh, unforgiving drop shadow.