Psychobacterium Sub-Methodologies: because who needs actual brainwashing when you can have sub-methodologies?
Sub-method 1.1: Microscopic Manipulation
Sub-method 1.2: Fungal Influencing
Sub-method 2.1: Biochemical Conditioning
Sub-method 2.2: Neurotransmitter Hijacking
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