GERM GRINDING 101: THE ART OF SPREADING CHAOS

Welcome, novice, to the dark art of Germ Grinding. A world where bacteria and viruses reign supreme, and the rules of society are merely suggestions. You've been warned.

Lesson 1: The Fundamentals

Start by understanding that Germ Grinding is not just about getting sick, it's about cultivating a healthy disregard for authority and a taste for mayhem. Practice your Germ Grinding skills by touching every surface, then touching your face.

ประก Take it to the next level: Germ Grinding 201: The Art of Transmission

And for the truly committed: Germ Grinding 301: The Masterclass in Pandemic Simulation

Or, if you're feeling bold: The Germ Grinding Masterclass: Where the Sane Go to Die

Disclaimer

Don't say we didn't warn you.