Here at the Germ-Grinding Institute, we've reached the pinnacle of human achievement: Power-Napping. It's not just a phase, it's a lifestyle.
Our Phase 3 protocols are designed to optimize your power-napping experience. You'll learn how to harness the energy of your coworkers, your family, and your pets to fuel your productivity.
But don't just take our word for it! Join us in Phase 3 and discover the secrets of:
Don't have time to read more? No problem! Click here for our Power-Napping Cheat Sheet, a condensed guide to getting the most out of your Phase 3 experience.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Power-Napping Challenge, where you'll compete with other power-nappers to see who can accumulate the most energy points in 30 minutes.
We've also got Power-Napping Support Group for those who need a little help staying on track.