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Q: What is Germ Grinding?

A: Germ Grinding is the art of aggressively mashing buttons, frantically pressing the refresh button, and fervently refreshing the page in hopes of achieving a desired outcome.

Q: Is it good for my health?

A: No. You will likely end up with carpal tunnel and a severe case of FOMO (Frustration-Induced Malady).

Q: Will I get banned?

A: Probably. The system administrators are watching. They are always watching. And judging.

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