Germ Grinding FAQ

What is Germ Grinding?

Germ Grinding: the prophets of the future, we have no idea what we're talking about, but it sounds cool.

History of Germ Grinding: In a world where the past, present, and future are all the same, our ancestors discovered that the key to success lay in the art of Germ Grinding.

Why Germ Grinding?

Benefits of Germ Grinding: It's like the fountain of youth, but with more sweat, germs, and possibly a few broken bones.

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Germ Grinding: it's like a workout, but with more germs

How to Germ Grind

Techniques for the new Germ Grinder:

1. Find a good spot: Look for areas with high germ counts and low foot traffic.
2. Get your grind on: Start with small, gentle motions, and work your way up to the big leagues.
3. Add some flair: Don't be afraid to get creative with your grind; add some flair, spin, and maybe a few germs.

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